Yesterday I was making dinner and I was putting together the salad. I have had a can of unopened olives in the refrigerator for a while now and I was unsure as to if I should use them. My mom (aka "The Dorito Dealer") was here helping me. So I made her taste one and when no harm befell her, I dumped them into the lettuce. Just kidding, she ate one of her own volition and told me they were fine. Joe was in his highchair and saw that there was eating going on and he became incensed that he was not the one doing the consuming. So we gave him an olive. Dontcha know! The little grasshopper loved it! Roving photographers that we are, caught this action photo!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with a clever caption for this photo. I am not very clever because I stayed up waayyy too late last night so the best I can do is:
You can't handle the truth!
Get me some more olives, woman!
I read your blogs, I know how inventive you all are. Give it your best shot. No pressure.