New Jersey (AP)
Photos were taken of this child today who appears to be the victim of a sweat shop operation. The intensity with which he is working and the look of concentration on his face can only be attributed to the fact that his evil taskmaster is photographing him. Sources say that the child appeared to be well cared for, however, curiously enough, he is wearing the same clothes as yesterday. When questioned by our reporter as to what he was doing, he replied, "I keening." The child's mother, who was unavailable for comment because she was dusting, is a known "clean freak," who is reported to vacuum everyday and shake uncontrollably when the pillows on the couch are out of order. Human Rights Organizations are calling for action.