November 18, 2005

Does Anyone Else Hear the Jeopardy Music?

While we are still waiting, I thought I would search the internet for wisdom on waiting. Well, I didn't find a lot wisdom but I wasted an hour. An hour that I will never.get.back. Anything for entertainment. Here are some of the funnier quotes.

3rd Rock From the Sun:
Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. The Big Giant Head is unable to take your call at this time. You must wait until your call is answered in the order it was recieved.

Arrested Development:
Great. I'll wait in the car.

Clerks:
Hey wait. Are you the biggest idiot ever?

Dr.Quinn, Medicine Woman:
You will wait you turn, young man, and be pleasant doing so!

Drew Carey Show:
Wait a minute, you want me to believe that I'm going to lie down naked on a table and nothing's going to happen?

Friends:
Wait, here's one. Um, would you be willing to cook naked?

Futurama:
Uhh... I guess to sit here and wait for death.

Mister Rogers Neighborhood:
I guess we have to wait, huh?

Mystery Science Theatre:
No, wait, that's my intestinal condition.

Power Rangers:
Wait a minute, you can't be the Power Rangers.

The Simpsons:
I can't wait until they throw his hatless butt in jail

SpiderMan:
Wait, Spider-Man, don't leave me here!


Any thoughts or humor would be greatly appreciated!

9 comments:

mamabear said...

Sorry, dear, no words of wisdom from here. I think the sun cooked my brain today. 85 degrees in mid-November! Who'd a thunk it?

Michele said...

I forgot all about Mystery Science Theater. Is that show still on? I could go for an episode right now! That really is the perfect quote from that show, isn't it?

Dy said...

Oh funny, I'm here to comment on the MST3K quote, too. Have you SEEN "Manos, Hands of Fate"?!? If not, you must watch it. It will make everything else look rosy and clean and... well, normal. If you're okay with knowing you have just truly wasted time you will. never. get. back. You simply have to watch that episode!!

OK, that's all the wisdom I have to offer (and I wonder why people worry about my children...) But I'll gladly wait with you and cheer you on. :-)

Dy

Jess said...

"Learn the art of patience. Apply discipline to your thoughts when they become anxious over the outcome of a goal. Impatience breeds anxiety, fear, discouragement and failure. Patience creates confidence, decisiveness, and a rational outlook, which eventually leads to success." ~Brian Adams

"There is a way that nature speaks, that land speaks. Most of the time we are simply not patient enough, quiet enough, to pay attention to the story." ~Linda Hogan

"Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish." ~John Quincy Adams

"Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour." ~Ovid

"For everything there is a season,
And a time for every matter under heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
A time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to seek, and a time to lose;
A time to keep, and a time to throw away;
A time to tear, and a time to sew;
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate,
A time for war, and a time for peace."
~Ecclesiastes 3:1-8


And if none of those work for you there's always this one:

"Patience: A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue. ~Ambrose Bierce

LOL

HUGS - if I could make it through the first trimester and in hindsight it looks like it went fast, the same will go for this for you...lol

Laney said...

I love ya, Jess!! Thank-you!

Jess said...

I love you too Laney, even if that song "for every season, turn, turn, turn" has been stuck in my head all day! LOL

momyblogR said...

WAIT! Ah, sorry. Nothing here.

Have a good one!

:)

Jess said...

OK, now I'm becoming impatient...rofl Still praying over here!

Jules said...

I love Jess's quotes!

I don't have anything better to offer- except my prayers for your peace and serenity.

Basically, waiting sucks! ;)