Any SNL fans?
So. Last week we were eating dinner and we were discussing a very deep subject. One which we have never before broached.
Kevin: Did you ever notice that Bob the Builder has no eyebrows?
Laney: Really? That's odd.
Jeremy: Yes, it's weird. The machines all have eyes like people, you know, with eyelashes and everything, but the people have black shark eyes.
Joe: (singing) ...Scoop, Muck and Dizzy...
Kevin: Something has to be done about the eyebrows.
Saturday morning we were sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch when the all important treehouse discussion began.
Kevin: John, I think that we should put it at the top of that Pine.
Laney: Er, No.
John: Mommy, daddy was discussing it with me.
Laney: Yes, I realize that John but the tree daddy is talking about is easily 50 feet high. It's unsafe. Imagine if Joe tried to climb up or you or Jeremy lost your balance in it. Daddy would never forgive himself. RIGHT, daddy??
Kevin: John, mommy's right.
John: NO! Don't listen to her. You can't go over to her side!
This past Saturday I started the Fat Flush diet. So far, it's been alright except for the headache that I have been experiencing from the caffeine withdrawl. That's right, no caffeine for two weeks. I'm doing well considering I didn't think that I'd make it two hours hours without coffee. I'll let you know how much fat I flush.
Look to the finish!
May 22, 2006
Any SNL fans?