April 3, 2007

Virtual Abuse

Don't you ever feel like you are in a bad relationship with me?

Think about it for a minute. You come here, clearly expecting some love from me, otherwise known as a "new post" and I give you a virtual slap in the face, otherwise known as "the same old crap".

But you still keep coming back!

And when your second and third comments fail to bring about a new post you take to e-mailing me.

And then I ignore your e-mails.

You should all be like my sister who so lovingly and gently says, "Blog something new already you jerk!" Nothing but love there, nothing but love.

What's the syndrome called, when people begin to love their abusers? Well, you've all got it. A lesser person would have broken up with me already. I am so glad that you still love me!

Look to the finish!


Kevin--husband said...

I still love you even though I'm sooo abused! Maybe I should get some help, or move to a battered womens shelter-- Oh no! I'm not a woman---darn!I really am stuck with you HUH!xxxooxxo

andie said...

You forgot to mention the SMELL we have to put up with since you've quit showering.

Hope you're all well!

KathyJo said...

I don't love you. I just keep coming back to look at your really cool template. ;)

Hope all is well.

Needleroozer said...

Yeah, who said we love you anyhow?! You just make me think, smile, and giggle, that's all.:-)
LB, who is trying to be better about the regular blogging, too.

Laney said...

LOL, Kathy Jo! It's pretty awesome, isn't it?

Wow, LB! *I* make *you* think? That is certainly high praise!:-)

sleeplessinoklahoma said...

You're back !!!! (visual of me doing the happy dance around the room ~smiles).
I have missed my Laney fix...even if you don't shower.
Have a wonderful rest of the week & a fabulously blessed weekend.
I will be looking for your next infrequent post LOL!

Blessed be....

Bridget said...

Welcome back, you have been missed smell and all.

CMB said...

YEAH! I am so glad to see you are alive and well. Your sis did tell me she was demanding you post. Whatever was your inspiration, I hope it keeps you going.
Missed you!

Laurie said...

Dude! It's about time. I almost didn't check!! What can I say.. I do love you.
Love, Laurie

Dy said...

Well, we already knew I'm a wreck.