Hotmail, Schmotmail

Something strange is afoot.

I am unable to access Hotmail and I am beginning to take it personally. I click on the Hotmail link, anxiously awaiting the opening of a new internet page, only to be met with a white screen and an egg timer. What wonders await me in the tab marked "Inbox" I may never know. No doubt some info on how to get out of debt or how to please my lover, who may or may not be in debt. But again, I may never know.

I have so few links to the outside world, people of MSN, please let me have my e-mail.

Thank-you.