Did you ever

see video of yourself walking and think, "Wow. Clydesdales have nothing on me. I walk like a horse."

Of course, I made my husband look at the video 56 bajillion times. It was the best hour of his life.

"SEE!"

"Look at it again!"

Kevin said that I am a "strong walker." It is like a Seinfeld episode. I have been reduced to a derogatory handle like "man hands" or "high talker."