You Didn't Just Say That!

The Setting: The kitchen table after father has helped his two children complete their homework.

The Scene: Father sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in his hand and a bewildered look on his face.

Father: I don't know how you homeschooled. I don't know why you want to homeschool.

Mother: Were they not cooperating with you?

Father: I would send them all to reform school. Give 'em a uniform and start marching! Hit 'em with a stick if they talked.

Mother: silence

Father: You're going to blog that, aren't you?

Mother: You bet I am!